Johnny is
a simple guy
He has no car
Nor does he wear a tie
though his father was a tsar
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One
day the bus hits the stool
Iona was behind a curve
Johnny, he felt like a fool
To say "sorry," he didn't have the nerve |
Iona is a
stuck up girl
She has no flair
Nor does she wear a pearl
Thus, her bosom is bare
Johnny got
on the bus
Remember, he has no car
He doesn't want no fuss
Hence, he seldom travels far
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Now Iona's
behind has a curve
and Johnny has a dent
He will time in prison serve
despite his harm without intent
Iona is now
the chair
of a department store
She's got braided hair,
silver,
gold, pearls and more
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Johnny
never got to kiss
this stuck up chick
She never gave a piss.
To her, he was a redneck hick |
Iona
simply sits on her stool
She has a widening butt
although, she thinks she's cool
because her skirt is torn and cut |
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The moral
of the story is:
Love is hard to find;
it's easy to miss,
as you get hit from behind.
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