Choking on my peanuts and gasping for air
I dialed my 1 & only love-sick doctor on jour
Him and his lovers rushing up the stair
Burst in and bowed a formidable bonjour
Upon their all might, I spit out my nut
And in a silent laughter I asked for a lawyer
Acted like a fool and kept my mouth shut
Bailed out & left them the keys
to the second drawer